The Bagholder

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  • Welcome to the Bagholder’s Diary—where hope is bait, signals are scams, and you’re the feature in someone else’s PnL screenshot. Let’s get straight to the point: if you think you’re going to make money because you paid for a “premium signals group,” you’ve already lost. It is not necessarily because the signal is fake, but…

  • You were told crypto never sleeps. Turns out, it hibernates. Let’s cut through the noise. The 200-day moving average? Broken. Venture capital interest? Ghosted. Altcoin bags? Heavier than your guilt after buying the top of Pepe AI DePIN v2. Welcome to April 2025: not quite the end, not quite a new beginning—just that awkward middle…